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Welcome to Great Mistakes: Where the Navy Build...

Welcome to RTC Great Lakes, Illinois better known to those of us who called it home as "Great Mistakes." Nestled on the shores of Lake Michigan, it's where a Recruit...

Welcome to Great Mistakes: Where the Navy Build...

Welcome to RTC Great Lakes, Illinois better known to those of us who called it home as "Great Mistakes." Nestled on the shores of Lake Michigan, it's where a Recruit...

THE AMBIENT APOCALYPSE: A SURVIVAL GUIDE TO MIL...

There isn’t a culinary experience on earth like tearing open a heavy plastic pouch of a Meals, Ready-to-Eat (MRE) in the middle of nowhere. The Pentagon spent decades and millions...

THE AMBIENT APOCALYPSE: A SURVIVAL GUIDE TO MIL...

There isn’t a culinary experience on earth like tearing open a heavy plastic pouch of a Meals, Ready-to-Eat (MRE) in the middle of nowhere. The Pentagon spent decades and millions...

FUNHOUSE MIRROR: AMERICA’S MOST TACTICAL OPTIMIST

There he is: the legendary "Florida Man," standing before a carnival funhouse mirror like it’s a high-tech recruitment kiosk for a Tier-1 Special Forces unit he is absolutely certain would...

FUNHOUSE MIRROR: AMERICA’S MOST TACTICAL OPTIMIST

There he is: the legendary "Florida Man," standing before a carnival funhouse mirror like it’s a high-tech recruitment kiosk for a Tier-1 Special Forces unit he is absolutely certain would...

THE VA: THE NATION’S NUMBER ONE WAITING ROOM

Welcome to the VA Hospital, a place where time stands still, calendars lose all meaning, and "service-connected" means waiting six hours just to be told your appointment was canceled three...

THE VA: THE NATION’S NUMBER ONE WAITING ROOM

Welcome to the VA Hospital, a place where time stands still, calendars lose all meaning, and "service-connected" means waiting six hours just to be told your appointment was canceled three...

PRIVATE ALGORITHM REPORTS FOR DUTY

The Department of Defense has finally done it. In a move calculated to maximize operational efficiency and thoroughly scare the shit out of every IT specialist from Fort Meade to...

PRIVATE ALGORITHM REPORTS FOR DUTY

The Department of Defense has finally done it. In a move calculated to maximize operational efficiency and thoroughly scare the shit out of every IT specialist from Fort Meade to...

THE CLASSROOM OF THE UNHINGED: WHY CIVILIANS AL...

If you are a veteran, you have at one time or another found yourself at a backyard cookout clutching a lukewarm beer, while a well-meaning accountant looks you dead in...

THE CLASSROOM OF THE UNHINGED: WHY CIVILIANS AL...

If you are a veteran, you have at one time or another found yourself at a backyard cookout clutching a lukewarm beer, while a well-meaning accountant looks you dead in...